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Why My Resolutions Fail

29 Dec

Everybody always likes to predict what they will do for the next year. I’m not big on New Year’s resolutions. If I want to change something in my life, I just do it.  I don’t wait.  What’s that saying? There’s no time like the present.

So, instead of telling you my plans for next year, let me recap all the stuff I did in 2012. Honey, let me tell you, I’ve been a busy little bee!  If 2013 starts off like 2012, I may have to ask Santa for my very own clone.

Here it goes:

  • Jan 2012-Nov 2012 – Interviewed fabulous romance authors on my Internet Radio Show, The Chanta Rand Show
  • March 2012 – Published my futuristic romance, YOU’VE GOT MALE!
  • April 2012 – Attended the 2012 Romance Slam Jam in Little Rock, AR where I received an award for Debut Author of the Year
  • Aug 2012 – Published my romantic suspense, DELAY OF GAME
  • Aug 2012 – Hosted on Long & Short Reviews Anniversary Blog fest (check out my article, Fifty Shades of Blue)
  • Aug 2012 – Interviewed by author Diane Kelly on the Killer Fiction Blog
  • Oct. 2012 – Hosted six romance authors for a week-long blog tour on ChantaRandBlog.com
  • Oct 2012 – Published my short story, BRO-MANCE 101
  • Nov 2012 – Undercover Monday Promo
  • Dec 2012 – Guest on KIX 96 Radio with Kimberly Kaye (Click here to hear my interview)

I’d like to do more promotion, but I’m busy doing what I do best–writing.  My husband just told me it would be cruel and unusual punishment if I didn’t give readers a glimpse into my future.  The problem with writing all of my goals down is that I actually have to attempt to accomplish them.  So, here is my plan for next year.  If it happens great, if not, get over it.

My projects for 2013

  • January 9, 2013 – Debuting on Romancing the Jock Blog
  • March 2013 – Goddess
  • May 2013 – Attending 2013 Romance Slam Jam in Milwaukee, WI
  • Aug 2013 – Scheduled to publish STEEL IN LOVE, (3-Quel to The Highest Bidder)
  • November 2013 – Scheduled to publish THIEF OF HEARTS (Historical Romance)

You can check out all of my hard work anytime. I’m on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and Smashwords.



Come Get Your KIX With Me!

28 Nov

I’ll be chatting live on the radio with Kimberly Kaye, host of 96 KIX Radio.  I’m honored to be the Author of the Week this Thursday, November 29th.  Make sure to tune in at 1 PM CST. You won’t want to miss this as I talk about my sizzling hot new romance, DELAY OF GAME.  This book has murder, mystery, and of course, lots of steamy romance!

And for you sports lovers, you’ll get to learn more about Romancing the Jock, a new blog I’m featured on along with a host of other talented authors who love writing about sports and romance.

To listen, click on the link below:


Check out the book trailer

Available on Amazon and Barnes & Noble

Death, Taxes, and a Sequined Clutch

18 Oct
Welcome to Day Four of my October Blog Tour. Today, I’m in the house with Diane Kelly, author of Death, Taxes, and a Sequined Clutch. Seriously, what more impetus do you need to read this book than the title? Heroine Tara Holloway is at it again, kicking ass and collecting back taxes. I fell in love with Tara’s character when I read Death, Taxes, and a French Manicure. I know you’ll adore her as much as I do!
Tell us about yourself. Who is Diane Kelly?

I’m an animal lover with two dogs and a herd of cats. I’m at the dog park nearly every day with my dogs. I love being outside and I enjoy gardening, an interest that my heroine, Tara, also shares. I’m also active with my local library, schools, and writers organizations. One of my favorite things to do is to go on writers retreats with my author friends. We’ll hole up in a bed and breakfast in some quaint little town and spend all weekend writing, shopping, and eating out. Lots of fun!

Talk to us about your feisty heroine, Tara Holloway. Where did the idea for your Death and Taxes series and your kick-ass heroine come from?

IRS Special Agent Tara Holloway is a CPA with a good head for numbers and an uncanny ability to sniff out fraud. After several years at an accounting firm, however, she realized that sitting at a desk didn’t suit her. She enjoys getting out in the field and performing financial sleuthing to bring down white-collar criminals.

I got the idea for Tara when I saw sitting in a three-day tax seminar. I was pretty bored until a criminal defense attorney took the podium and began to talk about what it was like to defend clients accused of tax evasion. He noted how difficult it was to go head to head with the special agents in IRS Criminal Investigations because they are very smart and know how to build a case. I had been doing tax work for about 15 years by that point and had never even heard of IRS special agents so I was immediately intrigued. I thought, “Hey! A special agent could make a good character for a book!”

I’m thrilled that my upcoming release, an electronic-exclusive novella called DEATH, TAXES, AND A SEQUINED CLUTCH, will be only $1.99. The novella will be a way for readers to get a taste of Tara’s world for a great price! The novella releases on October 30th, and is available for pre-order now.

Growing up, what were some of your favorite activities? Did you have a Ken doll like Tara did?

Yep, I had a Ken doll. Two or three, in fact. I played with Barbies a lot. I would very carefully set up the scenes where my dolls would live out their stories. I had three or four cases full of clothes and shoes and accessories, as well as a cruise ship, furniture, and the pink convertible. I would act out the scenes I’d come up with, and if I wasn’t quite happy with the way they turned out I’d change the scene, their clothing, or their dialogue, and act it out again. I’d keep doing this until it was right. Looking back, I realize that what I was doing was telling stories through the dolls and writing and revising scenes.

You teach tax workshops for writers. What is the best advice you can give writers on how to treat their writing as a business?

If writers remember that their work is a business, it will help them have a less emotional perspective on their work. Also, keep all receipts related to your writing business and take the deductions you are legally entitled to. So long as the activity constitutes a business, it doesn’t matter if the business isn’t profitable yet. The writer is still entitled to deduct the costs of running the business. Keep a good mileage log! Mileage can really add up and is a common audit item.

Finish this sentence: The worst thing that ever happened to me on a date was…

realizing I didn’t want to be there. I’d been dating this guy for several months and things were going fine, but halfway through dinner I looked across the table and suddenly realized that I wanted to move on. Of course I couldn’t break up with him right there in the restaurant. The rest of the night seemed to last forever!

Where can readers find out more about you and your work?

My website is at www.dianekelly.com. Readers can find excerpts from my books by clicking on the covers on the Books page, and then clicking on “Excerpts” on the right side of the page. I’m on Facebook at www.dianekellybooks.com. Tara also has a Readers page there. At Twitter I’m at @dianekellybooks. Tara is at @SATaraHolloway.

Barnes and Noble Nook book: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/death-taxes-and-a-sequined-clutch-diane-kelly/1112681015?ean=9781466816992
Amazon Kindle book: http://www.amazon.com/Death-Taxes-Sequined-Clutch-ebook/dp/B0091CAT7W/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1349864270&sr=8-5&keywords=diane+kelly

Excerpt from my upcoming electronic-exclusive novella, DEATH, TAXES, AND A SEQUINED CLUTCH.

Chapter One
Pump and Dump

 My coworker, IRS Senior Special Agent Nick Pratt, sat at his desk across the hall, his chair
angled back and his cowboy boots propped on his desk, his whiskey-brown eyes locked on the spreadsheet in his hands.

My gray-blue eyes, in turn, were locked on him, though I tried to hide that fact by positioning my laptop so that I appeared to be reading the screen.
Try as I might, I couldn’t get the guy out of my mind. Normally, thinking about a tall, dark-haired, and broad-shouldered cowboy might bring a girl some pleasure. But for me, having Nick traipsing constantly about in my mind was pure torture, for two reasons. First, because he was often traipsing about my mind without a stitch of clothing on–other than his boots, of course. It was enough to keep a girl hot and bothered twenty-four/seven. The second reason why thinking of Nick was pure torture was because as much as I wanted him–hell, as much as I yearned for him–I couldn’t have him.

That sucked. Big time.
Together, Nick and I had recently gone after a popular reverend with a nationwide television ministry. The guy purported to be a man of the cloth, but in reality he was nothing more than a con artist. Though his sermons encouraged his flock to do good deeds, he’d failed to practice what he preached. Rather, he bilked his church, his parishioners, and honest taxpayers out of hundreds of thousands of dollars that he used to pay for the lavish home he and his wife lived in, as well as expensive clothing, fancy dinners, and trips to exciting foreign locales.

The case ended, well, let’s just say in a heated exchange, and I was emotionally shaken. Brett had been out of town so I’d phoned Nick for support. He’d rushed over and held me all night.

God help me, but nearly losing my life had been worth every second of Nick’s touch.

Problem was, he hadn’t touched me since. Another problem was, I shouldn’t be craving Nick’s touch when I was committed to another man.

Thus the big time suck-fest.

My boss, Lu “The Lobo” Lobzinski, stepped into my line of vision, obscuring my view of the gorgeous yet cruel god that was Nick Pratt. “Got some good news for you, Tara.”

Lu’s sense of style had been forged during the Johnson administration and hadn’t been updated since. Today she wore a gauzy orange dress and a beaded necklace that cascaded over her ample bosom. Add in her strawberry-blond beehive wig, false eyelashes, and platform heels, and she was, as always, a sight to behold. But don’t let her outdated sense of style fool you. When it came to more important matters, like collecting past-due taxes owed to Uncle Sam, the woman was totally on her game.

“Good news? What is it?” I asked, glad for the distraction, though I probably shouldn’t call my work a distraction, should I?

The Lobo walked into my office. “Looks like the terrorist case is going to work itself out. One of the men that Homeland Security arrested has agreed to talk in return for leniency. The lawyers are still working out the details but you’re off the hook, at least for the time being.”

As the top financial sleuths on the federal governments’ payroll, IRS special agents were often pulled into the investigations of other agencies to assist in deciphering complex financial data, seeking out hidden assets, or, in the case of the terrorists, tracking a money trail. Sometimes working with other agencies could be fun. I’d recently teamed up with a female DEA agent to bust a drug-dealing, tax-cheating ice cream truck driver. The two of us had a blast bringing the sleazebag to his knees. But, roadside bombs aside, the pending terrorist case would not be a blast. In fact, the photos and information in the file were so disturbing they’d given me horrific nightmares. Not that I’d tell my boss or coworkers. Didn’t want anyone thinking I couldn’t handle the stress of my job. Still, I was thrilled the case was working itself out without my involvement.

“One less case on my plate?” I gestured to the towering stack of files on my desk. “You won’t hear me crying about that.”

“Good.” Lu crossed her arms over her chest and narrowed her eyes. “And I’m not going to hear any bellyaching about me signing you up to help the SEC, either. Right?”

Another assignment on top of my already heavy caseload? Aw, hell. But Tara Holloway never backs down from a challenge.       “No, ma’am.” If there was going to be any bellyaching, I’d do it privately over margaritas with a friend.

Lu handed me a business card.

“Give Simms a call ASAP,” she ordered. “She needs someone pronto.”

I picked up my telephone receiver. “I’m on it.”

I began punching numbers as Lu stepped away. As I listened to the ring and waited for an answer, I glanced up.

Two whiskey-colored eyes were locked on me now, watching me from across the hall. Nick didn’t look away when our gazes met, but he didn’t smile either. Instead, his eyes narrowed slightly, as if he was assessing me.
A few weeks ago, he’d let me know in no uncertain terms that he was interested in me, told me to “just say the word” if I wanted to give the two of us a try. In all my life I’d never been so damn tempted. Deciding to stay with my current boyfriend, Brett, had been a gut-wrenching, heart-wrenching decision.
Turning Nick down had been the most difficult thing I’d ever done. Not a day had since passed that I didn’t doubt my decision.

Had I made the right choice? Or had I simply made the safe choice?

And could Nick sense my emotional turmoil?

“Hello?” came an irritated woman’s voice through my earpiece. “Hello?”

Sheesh. I’d been so caught up in my thoughts I hadn’t realized Sheila Simms had picked up the line. I swiveled my chair so I could focus.

My insides were a twisted mess but I had a job to do. Come hell, high water, or a hot, hunky cowboy, I’d get the job done.



An hour later, Sheila Simms and I walked side-by-side through downtown Dallas. At ten-thirty, the sidewalks were relatively clear, only an occasional professional in a business suit passing by. The late September air was warm but not hot. The sun that had mercilessly broiled north Texas all summer long was finally showing some pity.

Sheila was an experienced criminal investigations agent in her early fifties with an average build and a hint of crow’s feet around her eyes. Her short, fluffy hair was the monotone pale blond of a do-it-yourself dye job, her pantsuit a basic navy blue like mine, with the same tell-tale bulge of the hip holster that housed a standard-issue Glock.

The two of us were on our way to a downtown accounting firm. The warrant in Sheila’s briefcase gave us the authority to search the records of the CPA firm that had audited the current target, H2 Incorporated, a high-tech firm that produced a variety of custom-designed software.

She gave me the scoop as we walked. “H2 is owned by two brothers, Hunter and Tanner Hildebrand, a couple of cocky dot-com types. The company was formed two years ago and was privately held until last month, when it made a three-million dollar initial public offering. Shortly after the IPO, the owners began to liquidate their holdings.”

She went on to tell me that the brothers had failed to file the Form 4 disclosure reports required when insiders purchased or sold company stock. In order to keep the securities markets fair, the SEC made information about insider transactions available to the public in its Electronic Data Gathering, Analysis, and Retrieval system, known for short as EDGAR. Without the required disclosure form, the SEC did not immediately know the Hildebrand brothers had sold off a large portion of their investment. The agency might never have known if not for a vigilant employee who’d noticed the unusual activity in H2 stock and brought the matter to the attention of his supervisor.

The failure to file the report carried a wide range of potential civil and criminal penalties, ranging from a small fine to extensive jail time depending on the egregiousness of the violation. Our job was to sift through the evidence and determine whether the company’s owners deserved only slap on the wrist or, alternatively, handcuffs slapped on their wrists.

“I’ve questioned the Hildebrand brothers,” Sheila said. “They claim ignorance, but I’m not buying it. They’re a couple of smart cookies and they hired one of the best law firms in Dallas to handle their IPO. I have a hard time believing their attorneys didn’t instruct them to file disclosure reports for their stock sales.”

Unfortunately, we couldn’t ask their attorneys whether they’d advised the brothers to report their stock sales. The attorney-client privilege protected communications between a lawyer and client from disclosure. Accountants were not afforded the same privilege, however. We were free not only to interrogate the CPAs who’d worked on the H2 audit, but we could also run amok through their paperwork. But don’t worry, I never let my power go to my head.

Well, almost never.

We turned onto Akard Street and approached the bank building in which the offices of my former employer, the CPA firm of  Martin and McGee, were located. When Sheila turned to enter the building, I hesitated.

“What accounting firm audited H2?” I hoped it wouldn’t be Martin and McGee. I’d left on good terms and, even though we’d been on opposing sides in a recent tax dispute, the managing partner and I shared a mutual respect. Showing up with a search warrant and rummaging around in the firm’s files looking for evidence of wrongdoing would be more than a little awkward. Still, it would be far worse to let the Lobo down. My boss had undergone chemotherapy treatments for lung cancer only weeks before and the last thing she needed right now was one of her agents wimping out on her. But there were three other accounting firms in the building. Maybe one of them had audited H2. I crossed my fingers.

Sheila pulled the glass door open. “The auditing firm was Martin and McGee.”

I uncrossed my fingers and glared at them. Stupid, useless fingers. I gave my left hand the finger with my right, then returned the gesture with my left. When I caught Sheila eyeing me with an odd look on her face, I forced a smile. “Stiff joints,” I said, holding out my hands and flexing them. I shoved one hand in my pants pocket and grabbed my purse strap with the other. “In the interest of full disclosure,” I said, “I used to work for Martin and McGee. In the tax department.”

She shot me a questioning look. “Is that going to be a problem?”

Not at all,” I said. I meant it, too. I wouldn’t let personal relationships cloud my judgment or prevent me from doing the job the American taxpayers paid me to do.

We continued on into the marble-floored foyer. Though it had been less than a year since I left the firm, it seemed like much longer. Not that I wasn’t enjoying myself at the IRS, because I totally loved my job as a special agent. But things had changed so much since I’d worked here. I had changed so much. Or, perhaps more precisely, I’d found myself. I’d never felt completely comfortable at the accounting firm, but joining the IRS had felt like coming home.

Sheila continued to fill me in as we walked to the elevator bank, climbed into an open car, and rode up. “Just before the IPO, the Hildebrand brothers engaged in an aggressive PR campaign. They posted messages in online forums about the public offering, sent e-mails to wealthy venture capitalists, even started a blog to build interest in H2 stock. They also bought space in number of national magazines. Money. Fortune. Businessweek. They ran a bunch of those promotional pieces that are made to look like objective articles but are really paid advertisements.”

“Were any of the things they printed untrue?”

“No outright lies,” she said, “but the ads contained more puffery than a bag of cheese poofs. They forecasted enormous earnings and rapid growth as if they were a given.” She harrumphed. I couldn’t blame her. Nothing was a given in today’s financial world.   “The ads claimed the company had all sorts of big-dollar deals in the works and touted H2 as the next Microsoft. Laughable, given that H2 is a two-man operation with only a part-time administrative assistant, but

I suppose you’ve got to admire their self-confidence. Their strategy worked, too.”

“The investors sucked up the stock like it was cocaine and they were Lindsay Lohan?”

Sheila dipped her head in agreement. “The price went through the roof. Shortly after the public offering, when the market value was at its peak, the Hildebrands liquidated the majority of their holdings.”

“And earned a pretty penny doing it.”

Lots and lots of pretty pennies.” Sheila’s mouth pursed in disapproval. “Pennies that they transferred immediately to a Swiss bank account.”

So they’d moved their money out of the country, out of the reach of the U.S. government. Hmm . . .

“They’ve also applied for passports,” Sheila added. “If their paperwork’s in order, the
passports will be issued in the next week or so.”

In other words, we needed to move fast in case the brothers planned to flee the country.

The elevator bell dinged and the doors opened onto the twenty-ninth floor. Though I had changed a lot since leaving Martin and McGee, things here appeared the same. The reception area was painted a light gray with the firm’s name posted in black block letters on the wall behind the receptionist’s desk. Boxy, modern chairs in black leather and chrome were arranged around a large glass coffee table boasting a futuristic floral centerpiece of silver roses on black stems. Unexpectedly progressive decor for what was actually a very traditional firm, a clear sign they’d hired out the interior design work.

While Sheila spoke to the receptionist, I took the opportunity to check out the new artwork placed about the room. Martin and McGee provided pro bono tax services to a nonprofit arts organization that operated a gallery down the street. In return, the organization loaned the firm an ever-changing assortment of pieces to decorate the lobby. The current assortment included an installation of seven black and white photographs that captured the construction of the Margaret Hunt Hill Bridge, a new architectural icon that spanned the Trinity River and connected east and west Dallas. The white bridge included a center arc with numerous cables stretching from the edges of the arc to the bridge below, like an enormous metal dream catcher.

“Can I get you two something?” the receptionist offered. “Coffee? Tea? Water?”
Both Sheila and I declined. Uncle Sam’s employees were not permitted to accept anything of worth, even if the value was nominal. Didn’t want to create even the slightest appearance of influence or bribery. I couldn’t imagine an agent being convinced to throw a case in return for a cup of coffee, though, even if it was Martin and McGee’s imported French roast.

Sheila and I took seats and I asked her a few more questions about the case. I was curious why the Hildebrand brothers would sell off the majority interest in a company they’d worked hard to build.

“Good question,” Sheila said. “I suspect they know something nobody else does.”

“A dirty little secret?”

She nodded. “We’ve got a name for when an insider artificially inflates the stock value then sells off his shares while the price is high. We call it a ‘pump and dump’ scheme.”

An attractive man walked into the reception area of Martin and McGee just then, another schemer who had performed an entirely different kind of pump and dump.

The thing he’d pumped and dumped was me.

The Predators are Back!

17 Sep

Each day this week, I'm featuring character interviews from my novels. I'm starting off with a bang by featuring Detective Persia Banks from DELAY OF GAME.  If you want to know what makes Persia tick, hop on over to the page labeled, Shit My Characters Say. Don't miss out on what this ballsy, sexy detective has to say about the hunky quarterback she's investigating. Oh, and don't think Persia gets the last word. Tomorrow, we'll hear from the man himself, legendary Predators' Party Boy, Tyrek Powers.

I’m on Killer Fiction Today

11 Sep

I’m on the Killer Fiction Blog today talking about my latest release, Delay of Game.  A big shout-out to Diane Kelly, my host and also the author of Dealth, Taxes, and a French Manicure.  I’ve posted some of our interview below. Happy reading!

Diane: DELAY OF GAME looks like another great book with a super sexy hero–definitely the Chanta Rand “brand” we all love! Can you tell the Killer Fiction fans a little about it?
Chanta:  You guessed it. There is definitely a sexy hero involved–and a heroine who’s tough enough to put him in his place. Delay of Game is the sequel to my best-selling book, The Highest Bidder. It’s the story of Tyrek Powers, a quarterback who plays for the California Predators. This notorious party boy has champagne tastes and the budget to match. When a dead woman is found in his tub after one of his famous Predator Parties, he becomes the prime suspect. Sidelined until the case is resolved, Tyrek is determined to clear his name, even if it means joining forces with Persia Banks, the tough detective who’s working the case–as well as his nerves.
Persia Banks is a wise-ass, beer-drinking, gun-toting detective. She gets her kicks by putting bad guys behind bars for good. When she’s not visiting her shrink for her anger management issues, she’s using her photographic memory to solve crimes. Convinced of Tyrek’s guilt, she resents his constant meddling in the case. But as the weeks drag on with no leads in sight, Persia reluctantly accepts Tyrek’s help. She doesn’t trust him as far as she can throw him–and worse yet, she doesn’t trust the way her body ignites whenever she sees him.
Giving into their carnal desires only makes things worse. Can these two control their feelings long enough to find the real killer? Or will lust cloud their judgment?
Diane: You won the Romance Slam Jam 2012 Debut Author award. Woo hoo! Brag on yourself a bit and tell us how winning this award feels and what it has meant for your career.
Chanta:  I will admit my head was so big my hats didn’t fit for a week afterward! But seriously, it was sort of like a validation of my writing. I don’t study the literary market or analyze the next hot trend. I just write what interests me. If my work sells–great. If it doesn’t, at least I’ve written a story I’m passionate about. The Romance Slam Jam is the largest gathering of African-American authors and readers in the country. To be recognized as the RSJ Debut Author of the Year is truly a humbling honor for me. It’s helped to increase my visibility as an author and it’s exposed me to readers and fans who were previously unaware of my work.
In case anyone is interested, the RSJ will be held in Milwaukee, Wisconsin May 2nd-5th, 2013. For more details, visit : http://www.romanceslamjam.org/
Diane: You write in several different genres. Do you have a favorite? What are some of the things you enjoy about each genre?
Chanta:  My favorite genre is definitely historical romance. I’m a history junkie and I need my fix every now and then. And I want everyone else to have a healthy dose too! The research is both fun and draining. My first book, Pharaoh’s Desire, set in ancient Egypt, took almost ten years to write. I had a lot of what I call life interruptions along the way. I’m working on the sequel, which will be entitled….
To read the entire interview, check out the link below: